Posted on August 01, 2014   ( 4351)   via  › darkdrifter318  

Posted on August 01, 2014   ( 453791)   via  › jenna-maroney  

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

Posted on August 01, 2014   ( 781669)   via  › ouijasquiji  

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those:

me = art

Posted on August 01, 2014   ( 36163)   via  › nedhepburn  

mrsdallogay:

mrsdallogay:

my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself

and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it

Posted on August 01, 2014   ( 25674)   via  › mrsdallogay  

Take a look: cow’s beef. Sweet peppers. I had ‘em bring it over.

I think I just came.

Posted on August 01, 2014   ( 1847)   via  › svetamilkovich  

+ shameless   

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Posted on August 01, 2014   ( 4101)   via  › koreanstudentsspeak  

skreamingninja:

neutralmilknotel:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

Posted on August 01, 2014   ( 322115)   via  › omegolamaniac  

tyleroakley:

"Stay With Me" - Sam Smith Cover

by Scott HoyingRozzi CraneMitch Grassi, & Cary Singer

Posted on August 01, 2014   ( 9956)   via  › tyleroakley  

+ music   

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oatmeal:

Today, illustrated.

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Posted on August 01, 2014   ( 158260)   via  › findmeinnirvana  

Me: (working)
Coworker: don't you think it's time to retire? These are your golden years.
Me: not gonna happen.
Coworker: why? Are you in debt or something old man?
Me: naw bitch, (turns around. Wearing sunglasses.) I'm too legit to quit. (gives the middle finger as desk turns into a motorcycle and I peel out. Everyone's amazed.)
Posted on August 01, 2014   ( 90)   via  › thistreeishaunted  

Posted on August 01, 2014   ( 255)   via  › antigluten  

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

Posted on August 01, 2014   ( 84915)   via  › un-feuilly-de-papier  

Caleb: I am the king of this house, I will protect my queen even though she is not interested in me. I don't care, I'll eat a pickle to go on a date with her even though she's not interested in me. I love her all I do is save her how dare she not be interested in me we have so much chemistry.
Amber: I just... I... sorry, no. Caleb, no.
Victoria: I keep winning! I won one competition by default. All I do is win!
Cody: I am ridiculously attractive.
Donny: *makes cricket noise* I'm adorable.
Jacosta: God is bae.
Derrick: Team America.
Zach: I hate everyone in this house! Except for Frankie, I love Frankie. I mean, I'm not gay but I want to sit on his dick.
Frankie: Zach is crazy but he rubs my back <3
Christine: You guys, you will not believe what someone just told me.
Hayden: Nicole, you're so hot.
Nicole: Hayden!
Posted on August 01, 2014   ( 484)   via  

+ oh my god  + bb16