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twstdwlf: That awkward moment when you deliberately preform an action with metaphorical resonance and nobody notices or understands.

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I like how everyone complains when something new...

and I think Karp is sitting in front of his computer, clicks on Save changes and whispers:

Mar 1st

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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

Mar 1st

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magicwithoutwands replied to your post: mildly suggestive or kitten appreciation? kitten shirts are the BEST shirts. right?! i have like 5 of them, i don’t know HOW that happened, but 2/5 are in baskets. i’d like that one to be explained to me.

Mar 1st

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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted 
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted 
7 pm: about to pass out 
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns

Mar 1st

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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY 
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel

Mar 1st

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why haven’t they sent me my julia nunes album yet? i just want that beautiful cd and t-shirt

Mar 1st

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step one: take out homework

step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far

Mar 1st

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omgitsrg replied to your post: mildly suggestive or kitten appreciation? I better see you wearing that shirt at you’re funeral O.O omg fred i forgot about that for two seconds and now it’s back. i will definitely be wearing this at my open casket you better make sure of it because i’ll be dead

Mar 1st

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janbird replied to your post: janbird replied to your post: mildly suggestive or… seriously i’m gonna have to take one big picture of all my owl things just for you okay i’ll do it tomorrow or this weekend omG do it do it do itttt. i’m excited. i have this owl piggy bank thing that i painted last year and it’s cool seeeeee

Mar 1st

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janbird replied to your post: mildly suggestive or kitten appreciation? HOLD THE PHONE YOU HAVE OWLS IN THE BACKGROUND i am so in love with you maddie omg owls are like my favorite things ever and i get made fun of for it all the time! but you’re cute :* I HAVE SIX OWLS OMG OWLS ARE THE BOMB DOT COM. no one should ever make fun of you because i love you and owls are the best okay

Mar 1st

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mildly suggestive or kitten appreciation?

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